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gothic_elvis) wrote2010-04-15 09:37 pm
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FUCK ME KRIPKE. FUCK. ME. - 1OOTH EP REVIEW
BENEATH THE CUT IS MY REVIEW FOR THE 100TH EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL AND ALL ITS EPICNESS. IF YOU DID NOT LIKE IT BACK THE FUCK AWAY NOW! AND IT'S WINCESTY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE SHOW IS. HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Okay, so, words....there are none. I AM LITERALLY FUCKING SPEECHLESS AND SO HAPPY OVER HERE!
I seriously thought I was gonna be in tears this entire episode but I actually cried less than I did with Dark Side of the Moon. I did still cry though - but this time actually more out of COMPLETE AND UTTER ELATION!
Okay so the start out with Zach? Brilliant. ;]
Omggg Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I'll admit when he was packing his box and putting everything all together I was getting a little teary-eyed. [I wanna know what that note said!] And then BU BU BUUUUMMMMMM IN COMES SAMMY TO THE RESCUE!!!!
Dean sure was being emo wasn't he? The bit about him saying Bobby wasn't his dad then Bobby's speel on why he doesn't put a bullet in his head was another moment that made me teary-eyed. [But not cry, I cried when I saw the clip online the first time. xD]
CAS HAS A HEADACHE. CALL THE ANGEL-BRIGADE. OH, WAIT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND ENTER BADASS NINJA-FIGHTING CASTIEL! THEN DUUNNN DUNNN ADAAAAAMMMM! I already knew he was gonna be in this episode though so naaaaaneeeeener. :p
I like how snarky Adam actually is. xD Just like little Dean poo poo. <333
One thing I didn't like in this ep was all the sexual references between Dean and Cas. I mean, "Blow me." Really? I mean I get they're trying to push ANY other pairing in our faces to see that NO SAM AND DEAN AREN'T REALLY FUCKING WE SWEARSS IT WE SWEEAARRSSSSSSS
After this I have a hard time remembering what went next so I'll just skip around to bits. ;]
Stupid Adam telling them where he was. :| at you. YOU STUPID RUDE BOY YOU. -DANCES-
DEAN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT I ACTUALLY SHRIEKED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOL
Okay then the bit with Castiel beating Dean up...yeah it wasn't hot. And, I had a talk with someone about this last week, but it's NOT sexual in any way and it definitely didn't arouse me. It made me tear up a bit but that's it. And I'm sorry but if you found that hot in any way there's something wrong with you. :|
DEAN IS LOCKED UP. FOR ONCE IN EVER DEAN IS ACTUALLY HANDCUFFED IN THE PANIC ROOM. NOT OUR LITTLE SAMMY! My how times have changed. -sniffles-
WHEN DEAN SAID HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SAMMY ANYMORE I LEGIT STARTED CRYING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE EPISODE. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SAY THAT DEAN? HOOOWWWWWW HE BELIEVES IN YOU SO MUUCCCCHHH!
Oh poor Sammeh. <333 -pets-
And now for one of my fave bits of the episode - when Zach is all talking about Sam&Dean to Adam saying how they're basically each other's life and no one else matters and says they're psychotically, irrationally, EROTICALLY co dependent on each other. Yeah, you heard that right - I may be missing one word - but HE FUCKING SAID IT! I went back and checked! NOT ONLY HAS SHOW TOLD US THEY ARE ~SOULMATES BUT THEY ARE ALSO EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT ON EACH OTHER. FUCK YES KRIPKE. FUCK. YES. And it almost makes up for all the lame D/C jokes.
SAM AND DEAN'S TALK IN THE PANIC ROOM MADE ME SO HAPPY. SO HAAAPPPYYYY THAT HE CALLED HIM HIS BIG BROTHER AND IS GONNA LET HIM GO AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO HAPPY!
Well duh Stupid-Adam they're lying to you. THEY'RE FUCKING ANGELS! Stupid boy.
CAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF DUN DUN DUUNNNNN. CAS LOVERS ENJOY THAT BIT OF CHEST YA GOT THERE; MOST WE GOT ALL FUCKING SEASON OF ANY BOY CHEST. -GRUMBLES-
OH DEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE KNEW IT WAS A TRAP AND SAMMY GETS SO EASILY KNOCKED BACKWARDS NOOOOOOOO BUT HE CALLED OUT 'SAM!' AND THAT MADE ME HAPPPYYYYYY!
When Dean said he was gonna say yes my heart stopped. And then when Zach made both Adam and Sam start hemorraghing -god i can't spell that fml - I started crying again. DEAN LOOKED SO FUCKING TORN BUT HE KEPT LOOKING AT SAM. FUCK. YES.
And now, for my favorite part in the entire episode....that look. THAT FUCKING LOOK! I would live day by day, breath by breath if someone could look at me like that. IT WAS LIKE DEAN WAS FINALLY SEEING HIM AGAIN. FINAAALLLLYYY! AND THAT LITTLE SMIRK/SMILE AND WINK? I DIED. I LEGIT FUCKING DIED! I was also grinning like a loon and jumping up and down shouting "I LOVE YOU DEAN FUCCK MEEEEEEEE!"
DEAN YOU ARE ONE SMART CRACKER. SMART. CRACKER!
HE KILLED ZACHARIAH. HOLY JESUS FUCK SHITTING ON MY MOTHER HE FUCKING KILLED ZACHARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAN BB I LOVVEE YOUUU AND SO DOES SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God he's awesome.
And I love that he went straight for Sam and NOT for Adam even though he was right next to him cause I woulda been pissed off.
I was kinda sad though about Adam, but, then again, not really. ;] He needs to stay dead. Pleeaasseeee don't bring him back again show, him along with Lisa, please pleeaaseeeeeee.
And, omg, the ending. I don't know how much squee'ing I'm allowed to do in one post but THE ENDDDINNNGGGG Dean saying they'd SCREW DESTINY IN THE FACE and what made him not say yes was just SAM and just alwekjrlawjerlamerlkawjerljawemcljewr
THEY'RE FUCKING BROTHERS AGAIN FOLKS AND THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK EACH OTHER. RIGHT NOW. THEN THEY'RE GOING TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. FUCK YEAH.
The end.
Seriously though? This episode was FANTASTTIICCCC. I don't even know if I could say it's better than DSOTM though but this was AMAZING. I'm so glad we finally get some semblance that the boys are going to be BROTHERS
I LOVE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUUCCCCHHHH! -group hugs-
And I'm SO GLAD we get one more season! like, jump up and down out the window onto a car happy.
I just...today sucked but I'm in such a good mood now.
SUPERNATURAL FOREVER!

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But I'm so glad they got it worked out in the end and seem like the old S&D once more. <333
-skips off in my own Wincesty world-
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I miss the old S&D. It was nice to see, I will admit.
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I know, I do too, SO MUCH and if we get anything at all like that ever again I will be so happy and cry myself to sleep...every night, hugging my stuffed doggie. <33
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I would sleep much better as well. *happy sigh*
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I know I'll be sleeping good tonight though...even if I'll have a hard time getting there at first. -still in happy bliss land-
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Me,too. <3
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such as they're both going to whip off their pants velcro-only style and be the first and only guys to have shown their penises on the CW - and their massive combined sizes will defeat Michael and Lucifer just by them looking at their magnificent glory.That's my theory. Totally sticking to it.no subject
*sporfle*
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Seriously though. Best finale ever. EVVEERRRR! ;]
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YESSS PLEASE. i'd me much appreciated, anyone who doesn't have faith in the winchesters can leave now.
And it almost makes up for all the lame D/C jokes.
THIS. seriously... those were fucking stupid, i can't even be mad at those because of the damn ending scene and EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT
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I know, there was seriously NO point to them and it's like, where the fuck did they come from anyhow? I'm just laughing at all the D/C'ers being all happy-joyful saying "YAY THE FANSERVICE FOR THE OTP YAAAAAY!" Right. You think THAT was fanservice. WE GOT FUCKING SOULMATES BB! hell yeah. Take that bitcheesssss
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ALL WE NEED TO REMEMBER IS EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT SOULMATES. HOLY SHIT.
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BEST SENTENCE EVER. THAT IS GOING ON MY PROFILE SOMEWHERE THAT RIGHT THAR.
AND YOUR ICON LOLIO. ESPECIALLY WITH THIS EPISODE; 'CEPT THE DIFFERENCE IS DEAN SAYS IT...AND SAM DOES IT. ;]
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<3333 IT MIGHT GO IN MINE TOO. I DO KNOW THAT I'M CHANGING MY JOURNAL'S NAME BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.
<33333 EXACTLY. BECAUSE SEE SAM KNOWS ABOUT THE LOVE STUFF AND HE BELIEVES IN DEAN AND GIVES HIM BLOW JOBS AND SEX WHEN HE WANTS IT.
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OMG THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, I'M TOTALLY CHANGING THAT TO BE MINE TOO. SOULMAAATTEESSSSS<3333
OH YEESSSSS HE DOES. THERE BETTER BE A SHIT TON OF SEX CODAS AFTER THIS! AND I MEAN...A BUTT LOAD!
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<3333 ONCE I GET ZACH'S FULL SENTENCE THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO IT!
YESSS THERE BETTER BE! AND IF THERE ISN'T THAN I WILL BE UNIMPRESSED WITH FANDOM. BECAUSE HELLOOO THEY'RE TOTALLY HAVING HOT SWEATY MAKE UP SEX IN THE BACK OF THE IMPALA
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I THINK IT WAS 'PSYCHOTICALLY, IRRATIONALLY -SOMETHING ELSE?-...EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT' ;]
I WILL BE TOO. AND OOOOH THAT MENTAL IMAGE. ALLOW MEH TO ADJUST MAH PANTIES! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO BE TUNING DOWN TO SLEEP SOON BUT I CAAANNTTTTT!
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THAT HELPS. LOL. UGH SUPERWIKI AND OTHER SITES, GET YOUR QUOTES UPDATED, DAMMIT
HAHAHA, SUPERNATURAL TOTALLY OWES ME LIKE FIFTEEN NEW PAIRS OF PANTIES. SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP YOU SPEAK OFF, I STILL FEEL SO HIGH OFF THE EPISODE
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LMAO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I FINALLY JUST SAID SCREW IT AND STOPPED WEARING THEM xDDDD I DO TOO! MY DAD'S PROLLY GETTING ANNOYED AT WORK CAUSE I KEEP HAPPY-TEXTING HIM AND I'M ON INFINITE CAPSLOCK THERE TOO. LOL
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LOL <3 I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT I KNOW IRL THAT WATCHES THE SHOW. INFITE CAPSLOCK IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS THIS EPIC
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YEAH I AM TOO. SOME OF MY FRIENDS WILL LISTEN TO ME SQUEE ABOUT IT AND MY GAY FRAND WILL WATCH THE FINALE WITH ME IF MY DAD CAN'T GET OFF WORK SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE BY MYSELF BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY WATCHES IT LIKE I DO. :/ DEPRESSING. AH WELL, MUCH MORE FUN TO EXPRESS ONES-SELF ONLINE. ;]
ALMOST TWO HOURS LATER AND I'M STILL SMILING. THIS IS A NEW RECORD!
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And your icon just takes me back to Sam, Interrupted - not only are they 'dangerously codependent' they're now EROTICALLY codependent. Amaazzzzinngggg!
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Kinky lines, EPIC BROTHERLY LOVE, angst, Bobby, Castiel, Adam.
WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's one of my fav of this season, possibly ever! O.O
I wanted to kick Dean in the ass but that finale made it up for everything. really. I always wanna see them like that, in that car professing their undying love for each other.
AND DEAN, NOW PLEASE, TRY AND TRUST SAM FOR GOOD!!!!!!!
XD
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I love love loovved the episode but, for me, it still doesn't beat Dark Side of the Moon. That one was epicness.
OH YES ME TOO FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! :DDD
That would be good - except I read spoilers and I know some shit's gonna go down that is gonna make me all unhappy again. :/
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live the episodes Friday by Friday.
*pretends she doesn't read anything. is still happy*
XD
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i'M STILL HAPPY TOO SO IT'S ALL GOOD! :D
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:D
My mind has been blown!
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I'M GLAD YOUR MIND WAS BLOWN! IT WAS AWESOMESAUCE! :DD
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EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT. THIS MAKES WINCEST CANON, DOESN'T IT???? IT TOTALLY MAKES.
I'm so invested in SPN I sometimes feel weird about it but in moments like this one? Who fucking cares. So many people are SERIOUSLY missing out on the fun!
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ACTUALLY THEM BEING SOULMATES MAKES THEM CANON BUT THAT JUST FURTHERMORE STRENGTHENS THE FACT THAT, YES, THEY ARE BROTHERS AND YES THEY ARE BROTHERFUCKING. ;]
I know, sometimes I feel I'm a little too obsessed but, like you said, there's other times I'm just so HAPPY and in love with the show that I just don't care.