FUCK ME KRIPKE. FUCK. ME. - 1OOTH EP REVIEW

[gothic_elvis]

I'M SO IRRATIONALLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OMG SOMEONE FUCKING HOLD. ME! OMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BENEATH THE CUT IS MY REVIEW FOR THE 100TH EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL AND ALL ITS EPICNESS. IF YOU DID NOT LIKE IT BACK THE FUCK AWAY NOW! AND IT'S WINCESTY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE SHOW IS. HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!






Okay, so, words....there are none. I AM LITERALLY FUCKING SPEECHLESS AND SO HAPPY OVER HERE!

I seriously thought I was gonna be in tears this entire episode but I actually cried less than I did with Dark Side of the Moon. I did still cry though - but this time actually more out of COMPLETE AND UTTER ELATION!

Okay so the start out with Zach? Brilliant. ;]

Omggg Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I'll admit when he was packing his box and putting everything all together I was getting a little teary-eyed. [I wanna know what that note said!] And then BU BU BUUUUMMMMMM IN COMES SAMMY TO THE RESCUE!!!! SUPER COCK!

Dean sure was being emo wasn't he? The bit about him saying Bobby wasn't his dad then Bobby's speel on why he doesn't put a bullet in his head was another moment that made me teary-eyed. [But not cry, I cried when I saw the clip online the first time. xD]

CAS HAS A HEADACHE. CALL THE ANGEL-BRIGADE. OH, WAIT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND ENTER BADASS NINJA-FIGHTING CASTIEL! THEN DUUNNN DUNNN ADAAAAAMMMM! I already knew he was gonna be in this episode though so naaaaaneeeeener. :p

I like how snarky Adam actually is. xD Just like little Dean poo poo. <333

One thing I didn't like in this ep was all the sexual references between Dean and Cas. I mean, "Blow me." Really? I mean I get they're trying to push ANY other pairing in our faces to see that NO SAM AND DEAN AREN'T REALLY FUCKING WE SWEARSS IT WE SWEEAARRSSSSSSS THOUGH THEY REALLY ARE AND WE CAN ALL SEE IT. ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS EPISODE. ;] But I just felt that and the whole "Last time someone looked at me like that I got laid" line was a bit much - especially for one episode. But whatever. Let the D/C people have a little fun....-vomits-

After this I have a hard time remembering what went next so I'll just skip around to bits. ;]

Stupid Adam telling them where he was. :| at you. YOU STUPID RUDE BOY YOU. -DANCES-

DEAN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT I ACTUALLY SHRIEKED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOL

Okay then the bit with Castiel beating Dean up...yeah it wasn't hot. And, I had a talk with someone about this last week, but it's NOT sexual in any way and it definitely didn't arouse me. It made me tear up a bit but that's it. And I'm sorry but if you found that hot in any way there's something wrong with you. :|

DEAN IS LOCKED UP. FOR ONCE IN EVER DEAN IS ACTUALLY HANDCUFFED IN THE PANIC ROOM. NOT OUR LITTLE SAMMY! My how times have changed. -sniffles-

WHEN DEAN SAID HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SAMMY ANYMORE I LEGIT STARTED CRYING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE EPISODE. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SAY THAT DEAN? HOOOWWWWWW HE BELIEVES IN YOU SO MUUCCCCHHH!
Oh poor Sammeh. <333 -pets-

And now for one of my fave bits of the episode - when Zach is all talking about Sam&Dean to Adam saying how they're basically each other's life and no one else matters and says they're psychotically, irrationally, EROTICALLY co dependent on each other. Yeah, you heard that right - I may be missing one word - but HE FUCKING SAID IT! I went back and checked! NOT ONLY HAS SHOW TOLD US THEY ARE ~SOULMATES BUT THEY ARE ALSO EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT ON EACH OTHER. FUCK YES KRIPKE. FUCK. YES. And it almost makes up for all the lame D/C jokes.

SAM AND DEAN'S TALK IN THE PANIC ROOM MADE ME SO HAPPY. SO HAAAPPPYYYY THAT HE CALLED HIM HIS BIG BROTHER AND IS GONNA LET HIM GO AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO HAPPY!

Well duh Stupid-Adam they're lying to you. THEY'RE FUCKING ANGELS! Stupid boy.

CAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF DUN DUN DUUNNNNN. CAS LOVERS ENJOY THAT BIT OF CHEST YA GOT THERE; MOST WE GOT ALL FUCKING SEASON OF ANY BOY CHEST. -GRUMBLES- CAN CAS BE DEAD NAOI PLZ?

OH DEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE KNEW IT WAS A TRAP AND SAMMY GETS SO EASILY KNOCKED BACKWARDS NOOOOOOOO BUT HE CALLED OUT 'SAM!' AND THAT MADE ME HAPPPYYYYYY!

When Dean said he was gonna say yes my heart stopped. And then when Zach made both Adam and Sam start hemorraghing -god i can't spell that fml - I started crying again. DEAN LOOKED SO FUCKING TORN BUT HE KEPT LOOKING AT SAM. FUCK. YES.

And now, for my favorite part in the entire episode....that look. THAT FUCKING LOOK! I would live day by day, breath by breath if someone could look at me like that. IT WAS LIKE DEAN WAS FINALLY SEEING HIM AGAIN. FINAAALLLLYYY! AND THAT LITTLE SMIRK/SMILE AND WINK? I DIED. I LEGIT FUCKING DIED! I was also grinning like a loon and jumping up and down shouting "I LOVE YOU DEAN FUCCK MEEEEEEEE!" Well not the fuck me part seeing as he has Sam for that SAM'S LOOK OF RECOGNITION AND DEANS FACE AND JUST OOOHHHHHHHHH

DEAN YOU ARE ONE SMART CRACKER. SMART. CRACKER! No, no cookies for you just yet; still a litlte upset at you saying you lost faith in Sam.

HE KILLED ZACHARIAH. HOLY JESUS FUCK SHITTING ON MY MOTHER HE FUCKING KILLED ZACHARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAN BB I LOVVEE YOUUU AND SO DOES SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God he's awesome.

And I love that he went straight for Sam and NOT for Adam even though he was right next to him cause I woulda been pissed off.

I was kinda sad though about Adam, but, then again, not really. ;] He needs to stay dead. Pleeaasseeee don't bring him back again show, him along with Lisa, please pleeaaseeeeeee.

And, omg, the ending. I don't know how much squee'ing I'm allowed to do in one post but THE ENDDDINNNGGGG Dean saying they'd SCREW DESTINY IN THE FACE and what made him not say yes was just SAM and just alwekjrlawjerlamerlkawjerljawemcljewr

THEY'RE FUCKING BROTHERS AGAIN FOLKS AND THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK EACH OTHER. RIGHT NOW. THEN THEY'RE GOING TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. FUCK YEAH.

The end.

Seriously though? This episode was FANTASTTIICCCC. I don't even know if I could say it's better than DSOTM though but this was AMAZING. I'm so glad we finally get some semblance that the boys are going to be BROTHERS WHO FUCK again. SO HAPPY! <333333333333333333333333333333 I'm so happy the show has made it to 100 episodes. I have NEVER been as invested in a show as I am with this one. I love this show SO MUCH, more than any show ever, and though I only started watching it - and really be came a fan early this season - mid season four I feel like I've been here all along after watching the eps repeatedly, being in this fandom, taking part in all things Supernatural and just UUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUUCCCCHHHH! -group hugs-

And I'm SO GLAD we get one more season! like, jump up and down out the window onto a car happy.

I just...today sucked but I'm in such a good mood now.

SUPERNATURAL FOREVER!

Comments

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

Ikr? HE NEEDS TO GTFO AND JUST STAY DEAD.

I know, there was seriously NO point to them and it's like, where the fuck did they come from anyhow? I'm just laughing at all the D/C'ers being all happy-joyful saying "YAY THE FANSERVICE FOR THE OTP YAAAAAY!" Right. You think THAT was fanservice. WE GOT FUCKING SOULMATES BB! hell yeah. Take that bitcheesssss

[oth-leyton-love.livejournal.com]

HE DOES. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE WINCHESTERS, THAN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW

ALL WE NEED TO REMEMBER IS EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT SOULMATES. HOLY SHIT.

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE IN THEM SO MUCH I HAVE A HEADACHE! -seriously-

BEST SENTENCE EVER. THAT IS GOING ON MY PROFILE SOMEWHERE THAT RIGHT THAR.

AND YOUR ICON LOLIO. ESPECIALLY WITH THIS EPISODE; 'CEPT THE DIFFERENCE IS DEAN SAYS IT...AND SAM DOES IT. ;]

[oth-leyton-love.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY AT THE END OF AN EPISODE SINCE LIKE SEASON 2 OR 3.. HOLY SHIT.

<3333 IT MIGHT GO IN MINE TOO. I DO KNOW THAT I'M CHANGING MY JOURNAL'S NAME BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.

<33333 EXACTLY. BECAUSE SEE SAM KNOWS ABOUT THE LOVE STUFF AND HE BELIEVES IN DEAN AND GIVES HIM BLOW JOBS AND SEX WHEN HE WANTS IT.

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

OH I KNOW I HAVE THE SAME FEELINGS! WHEN THIS ENDED UP BEING A HAPPY ENDING I WAS SO HAPPY FOR JUST THAT REASON ALONE AND NOT EVEN WHAT HAPPENED THAT WHEN IT ACTUALLY KICKED IN WHAT HAPPENED I LOST IT. xD

OMG THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, I'M TOTALLY CHANGING THAT TO BE MINE TOO. SOULMAAATTEESSSSS<3333

OH YEESSSSS HE DOES. THERE BETTER BE A SHIT TON OF SEX CODAS AFTER THIS! AND I MEAN...A BUTT LOAD!

[oth-leyton-love.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT?! SERIOUSLY. HAVING A HAPPY ENDING FOR ONCE AND NOT A SOUL CRUSHING 'HAHAHA I RUINED YOUR LIFE' ENDING IS LIKE -DIES-

<3333 ONCE I GET ZACH'S FULL SENTENCE THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO IT!

YESSS THERE BETTER BE! AND IF THERE ISN'T THAN I WILL BE UNIMPRESSED WITH FANDOM. BECAUSE HELLOOO THEY'RE TOTALLY HAVING HOT SWEATY MAKE UP SEX IN THE BACK OF THE IMPALA

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW IT WAS SO OMMMGGG DID THAT JUST EVEN HAAPPEEENN?! I THINK I STARED IN SHOCK FOR A MOMENT. LOL

I THINK IT WAS 'PSYCHOTICALLY, IRRATIONALLY -SOMETHING ELSE?-...EROTICALLY CO-DEPENDENT' ;]

I WILL BE TOO. AND OOOOH THAT MENTAL IMAGE. ALLOW MEH TO ADJUST MAH PANTIES! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO BE TUNING DOWN TO SLEEP SOON BUT I CAAANNTTTTT!

[oth-leyton-love.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? I WAS ALMOST EXPECTING DEAN TO BE LIKE 'PSYCH, I ACTUALLY HATE YOU AND JUST DID THAT SO I COULD FIND CASTIEL. DUH' UGH GOD, NOW I MUST BLEACH MY BRAIN FOR EVER THINKING THAT.

THAT HELPS. LOL. UGH SUPERWIKI AND OTHER SITES, GET YOUR QUOTES UPDATED, DAMMIT

HAHAHA, SUPERNATURAL TOTALLY OWES ME LIKE FIFTEEN NEW PAIRS OF PANTIES. SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP YOU SPEAK OFF, I STILL FEEL SO HIGH OFF THE EPISODE

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW ME TOO! IT'S SO SAD WHEN YOU START THINKING THAT, ESPECIALLY BETWEEN THEM! BUT NAAAAH HE MEANS IT; HE TRULY LOVES HIS SAMMY AGAIN <33 [NOT THAT HE NEVER DIDN'T BUT HE JUST WASN'T SHOWING IT]

LMAO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I FINALLY JUST SAID SCREW IT AND STOPPED WEARING THEM xDDDD I DO TOO! MY DAD'S PROLLY GETTING ANNOYED AT WORK CAUSE I KEEP HAPPY-TEXTING HIM AND I'M ON INFINITE CAPSLOCK THERE TOO. LOL

[oth-leyton-love.livejournal.com]

IT IS SAD. LIKE WATCHING EARLY EPISODE YOU NEVER THINK THAT... BUT THE WAY THINGS HAD BEEN GOING =[ THANK GOD THAT IS OVER!

LOL <3 I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT I KNOW IRL THAT WATCHES THE SHOW. INFITE CAPSLOCK IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS THIS EPIC

[gothic-elvis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! EARLIER EPISODES ARE LIKE HAPPY-SUNSHINE-RAINBOWS WITH JOKES AND STUFF PRACTICALLY ALL THE TIME BUT NOW WE RARELY GET LITTLE ONE-LINERS THROWN IN THERE. :/

YEAH I AM TOO. SOME OF MY FRIENDS WILL LISTEN TO ME SQUEE ABOUT IT AND MY GAY FRAND WILL WATCH THE FINALE WITH ME IF MY DAD CAN'T GET OFF WORK SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE BY MYSELF BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY WATCHES IT LIKE I DO. :/ DEPRESSING. AH WELL, MUCH MORE FUN TO EXPRESS ONES-SELF ONLINE. ;]

ALMOST TWO HOURS LATER AND I'M STILL SMILING. THIS IS A NEW RECORD!