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May. 3rd, 2010 09:55 pm
gothic_elvis: (dean: dude what the hell)
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Soooooooo I just finished watching My Bloody Valentine with my dad; thoughts under a cut since I'm sure there has to be SOMEONE here that hasn't seen it yet that may have plans to in the future. :p



First let me just say that I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE horror movies - hate with a fiery passion. I hate the gore, I hate the jumpiness it causes and I hate it cause they give me nightmares. :p

Anyways, this one wasn't as bad - not as bad as Friday the 13th anyways.

Kay, first off, UNNNFFFFFFFFFF JENSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN! He was looking SO damn fine in that movie my God. I was kinda pissed tho that he basically wore all the same clothes Dean would have. I practically orgasmed just seeing him in that wife beater. AND O SWEET JENSEN VOICE HOW I'VE MISSED THEE! [though I did hear a bit of batman!Jensen a few times.]

I don't get why some people are saying he 'called it in' in terms of acting - I think he did great! At least loads better than any other shitty actor in that movie. Then again keep in mind I'm pretty much completely blindingly biased when it comes to him [as you'll see later.]

As movies go, yeah, it was pretty shitty but I was strictly watching it for Jensen and - for me - he delivered quite well. I don't care what anyone else has to say about that. :p

Now the whoolllllllllllleeeeee movie I was all OMMGZNOOOESSSS! at him being the killer but my dad said pretty close off the bat that he thinks its Tom. I was like -_______- at him going "noooo it cant be him!!!!!111"

That part when Sarah and Axle and him are all down in the mine of course - at first - they didn't show either one of them but they showed the kiler so it's all like WHO DUN IT?!?! And as soon as we find out Tom was in a psych ward and then that he knew about Megans death I was like "DAMN IT!"

So, yeah, my dad was right and he was the killer. 0______0 I will admit I was a little surprised [I already knew before watching though that he didn't die so :p]

I like how they did the flashbacks and all that. A part of me was thinking it was Tom too when he was locked in that cage in the mine and saw the killer outside of it. [I also just want to add that I'm very surprised I didn't know beforehand that Tom was the killer seeing as I read a shit ton of reviews before I watched it.]

But, yeah, he ends up being the killer and goes all nutso after Sarah and Axle [i'm probably spelling that wrong but I don't give a shit, I hate the guy.]

So, now, we know hes the killer and here's me "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and am all excited.

Because A) Psycho-Killer-Jensen? Is fucking HOT! Call me crazy but when he's all pissed off and smashing those lights and just being in your face pissed off-y...I liked it....a lot.
And B) HE CAN'T DIE! We all know that villains in horror movies like never die so there's always the potential to come back for a sequel. So Jensen could easily do one or two more of these, maybe. [Though, tbh, I'd rather he did more stuff besides horror than another sequel. Though if we had to choose between nothing or a sequel for MBV, I'd choose the latter.]

But gooooooooodddddddddddddddd I CAN'T FUCKING GET OVER HOW HOT HE IS AS A PSYCHOPATH KILLER!

Any other dude and I'd be rooting for their deaths but when its Jensen? I'm on the killers side, yo. [Heres where my extreme bias-ness is showing. ;] ]

Cause now I think back to all the deaths and know he did it? I like it. Yes I'm a little bit crazy, I know My dad just shook his head at me and thinks I'm psycho like Tom. I have to agree. JENSEN IFLU! :D

The ending was great though. With that little snarl-ey face. GRRRRRRRRR JENSEN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

So yeah I could go on and on about Jensen's awesome-ness but I won't. Just know I loved it FOR JENSEN only and the rest sucked. But yeah, I wonder if Jared was all jealous that Jensen got to be the killer. xDD Cause we all know if they made a FT13 sequel Jared would be dead in a minute. And Jensen can go on and on and on and on....

TL;DR Jensen is a hot ass psychopath killer who I would willing let kill me and I want his babies. The end.

[Btw my dad totally left right after the movie was over and so I'm by myself. If Jensen hadn't been the killer I'd strongly object but in this case I don't care since it did end up being him and I ain't no scared of him! hehe]

:p


Goodddddddddd I gotta go in to make up a huge ass physics test tomorrow. :|

Date: 2010-05-04 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kros-21.livejournal.com
hun, you mean that you watched it for the first time or that you re-watch it???
and it's so cute that you watched it with your dad. :)

I loved psycho!Jensen. I was really pleased the killer turned out to be him because if it was the sheriff it would have been too bovious and lame.

Jensen really can play psycho btw! XD LOL
and I also loved that he got away in the finale. really cool. :)

Date: 2010-05-04 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothic-elvis.livejournal.com
For the first time. :]
Yeah, hee, I knew I wouldn't probably be able to watch it by myself.

I was really confused there for a bit wondering who did it but after a few thing I was like NOOOOOOOO IT'S TOOMMMM! but then I obviously didn't care. ;]

He can! I was into it. hehehehe :p
I did too! That ending was just kick ass.

Date: 2010-05-04 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrokitten77.livejournal.com
Lol, see? Jensen's gorgeousness prevailed! ;D

Date: 2010-05-04 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothic-elvis.livejournal.com
You were right. And it was AWESOME! If psycho killers were all as gorgeous as Jensen - or just Jensen himself - in movies I wouldnt care one bit. lol

Date: 2010-05-04 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canyon_deye.livejournal.com
Whee he's so hot in that. The cap was adorbs, lol, I loved how with only that they made him look 10+ years younger.

AND HE PLAYED THE END SO WELL. I was so impressed. ♥♥♥

Date: 2010-05-04 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothic-elvis.livejournal.com
HE IS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! <3
Omg I know! I saw him in that cap and I kinda went aaaaawwwwwww. Loved that trench coat-ish thing he wore too. I still wish he could have worn some short sleeves though. :p

I WAS TOO! I was very impressed with his evil!guy skills. I approve. ;]

Date: 2010-05-04 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysticwaters.livejournal.com
TL;DR Jensen is a hot ass psychopath killer who I would willing let kill me and I want his babies. The end.

LMAO! Those are my sentiments exactly. XD

Date: 2010-05-04 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothic-elvis.livejournal.com
Hee lol yeah. :p

And I don't even WANT to have children - at all - but if I had the opportunity to have his child there is NO WAY I'd say no. EVA!

Date: 2010-05-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsonwings.livejournal.com
"Jensen is a hot ass psychopath killer who I would willing let kill me and I want his babies. The end" --- lol yeah, I think that's the whole point of the movie! ;P

Good luck for your test!

Date: 2010-05-05 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothic-elvis.livejournal.com
LOL YEAH! And even if it wasn't, that's all I took from it. :p

Eh, pretty sure I bombed it but as long as I can do okay on the next one then hopefully I should barely pass the class. lol

Date: 2010-05-05 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemon-lovely.livejournal.com
That is a very long entry about the awesomeness that is Jensen Ackles. lol

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